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Figurine -- I cried in the face of retail |
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You Look It -- Open mouth, insert foot. |
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Postal -- Talking too loud when drunk. |
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Dog -- I failed to stop a killing. |
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6 O'Clock -- I once again look dumb. |
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Pee -- Chronic pants-wetting. |
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Fart -- Bodily functions in inappropriate contexts. |
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Graffiti -- I did a very mean thing and avoided punishment for it. |
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Web -- You're looking at it. |
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