|  | Blanket -- Mom falls from omniscience. | 
|  | Stop -- Tormented by a mob. | 
|  | Wiener -- Why I stopped enjoying nudity as a child. | 
|  | Guilt -- Crass consumerism leads to dissapointment. | 
|  | Tree -- My first experience with symbolic versus literal. | 
|  | Helpful -- I didn't fully understand the system. | 
|  | Figurine -- I cried in the face of retail | 
|  | Hospital -- Mom drove me to the hospital |