It hurt like hell and I screamed. My whole family came running. My mom was very concerned, but Deb and Jef were rolling on the floor laughing. There was a small amount of blood, so my mom put a Band-Aid on the tip of my penis. That was uncomfortable, so she ripped it off. That hurt even more. My siblings laughed harder than ever.

This entire scene was re-enacted by Deb and Jef at my bachelor party some thirty years later, where a hot-dog was used in place of my penis. They got so carried away with the scene that they actually severed the hot-dog in half, slamming it in the drawer over and over again.