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Curb Job
Jef Punch Joint
Punk Fall You Look It
I used to love the band The Dickies. I listened to the all the time. One of their songs was called "Curb Job". I didn't know what a curb job was, and the lyrics didn't help much: just something about "I'm gonna break your face."

So I asked Jef what a curb job was. He gave me a look like I was out of my head. I explained the source of the question, and he seemed somewhat relieved. Then he told me.

"It's when, after you've kicked someone's ass in a street fight and they're passed out in the gutter, you prop their mouth open on the curb and kick the back of their head."

I can't say I liked the song so much after that.

Chez Zeus: Speak, Minotaur!: Station No. 74

Last modified: Thu Mar 31 16:14:13 2005
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