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 | I was out drinking with some friends from work one night.  A big project had just been
cancelled, so I was getting pretty drunk.  Late in the evening, I 
turned to my friends and stage-whispered, "I don't want to alarm you, but a postal
worker just walked in."  I was aparently more drunk than I thought;  the postal worker
heard me and gave me just an awful look. 
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